Miss Cosmo, if you’re nasty

1.5 oz vodka
1 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz triple sec
0.5 oz fresh lime juice
Ice
Sweet Sally dehydrated lime or lemon slice the crown she never takes off

How to Serve Her with Sass
1. Into the shaker, darling: Add vodka, cranberry juice, triple sec, and lime juice into a cocktail shaker with ice. No measuring from the heart, she likes precision.
2. Shake it like the paparazzi are watching: Firm, confident, and with rhythm. This is not a whisper. It’s a statement.
3. Strain and slay: Strain into a chilled martini glass. She’s not casual she’s couture.
4. Garnish like she deserves: Add a Sweet Sally lime or lemon slice because Miss Cosmo never leaves the house without a little drama.